X-periences of the ORIGINAL JakunZ™
Sunday, October 08, 2006
「 Jakuning off 4:37 PM 」


06 October 2006

PMR and form 4 exams finished d, everyone happy lyk weird fucktards. hahaha
during my IT exam i realised what Jakun United means.

Joyful
Active
Kelam-kabut
Underestimated
Noobs

Unstoppable
Never-say-die
Instinctive
Terrorizing
Elite
Dudes.

well

what happend on dis day

Dinesh, Adrian and I went to Sungei Wang plaza to buy stuff.
i shall spare u the fucking gay details and so on.

well

those 2 came by my hse and we called a cab.
juggled a bit while waiting for the cab

we reached KJ station n waited for the next LRT to come. we imagined Dinesh stuck between the doors of the LRT. lame.

the journey there felt fucking long. this malay guy sat next to me and his hair smelled lyk code 10. strong smell.

i popped on my ipod n closed my eyes while trying to ignore the fucking smell.


*PAP*

Dinesh slaps me awake. i find that we reached bb plaza d. adrian wanted to leave me on the LRT. __

we then go to sg wang n lepak around, n buy stuff

expenditures:
Dinesh-
he became broke after that n adrian had to lend him money so he could go home. lol

Joel-
thx adrian for ur "super" haggling skills.

Adrian-

we then went back after that.

stopped the taxi at the padang.
we saw sum jakuns there.

played basketball

then....

*DISHH* *OWWWWW!!!!*

i got elbowed in the face
and
i
bit
off
part
of
my
lip.

a flap hung there lyk a limp dick.
i was lyk.... wtf..

anyway.

at around 7.30 i went to adrian's place n left my bag full of stuff there.
we went to get khai n we went to Jelutong.

the "fucking guy"
gave us tandoori chicken when we din ask for it. lol
he damn sohai.

khai then had to go shit. bad.
he took one step into the Jelutong toilet
turned around
and went to Atria cos the toilet too dirty.

when he came back, he told us there was a hole in the wall and he thought he saw some black dude wanking off there.

we then went to atria to buy myself some shandy.
din noe i'd get so high from so lil.
then again, i get high when i drink ginger beer n pepsi fire..... hmmm

anyway, we went to sandy park to view the lantern festival.
fireworks shock me.

and we scared lil kids.... i think....
they sang freaky mixed versions of "i believe i can fly"

"I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky,
think about it every time and way,
spread the butter on the toast and fly away,
my body is sore, i think i can run through one open door,
i believe i can fly"

we laughed our asses off.

then we went back to adrian's crib. we then realised that dinesh's unforgiven cd was just a VCD. not a DVD. so adrian and i cycled to marcus's place to get the cd player.
(i went back to take my bike, and gave the excuse that adrian's hse had not enuf pillows to my dad. he bought it. my mum got me some shorts n a shirt while she was out so i took those with me.) we were cycling with a pillow and holding shorts n a shirt.

people were amused.

i hit a car outside marcus' place due to momentum,impulse and adrian.

we then adjourned to adrian's place to watch unforgiven.
khai humped the bed.lol.
jk




khai slept thru most of it while adrian kept waking him up when John Cena was "OWNING"
it rained during unforgiven.
fuckin haze went away for a while.

after unforgiven at around 1 am, we sneaked out of the hse to go to cyber.

our plan almost failed due to noise.

we went to cyber, saw jeff n his bro but there was no place so we went to Jelutong again.

after jelutong, we went to pro X cos i needed to pee real bad.
we ended up playing at netmaster. lol

after that around 4.30 we went to adrian's place. sneaked back in.
i went to sleep fast. din noe what the other 2 were doin.

anyway

we left at around 12 the next day.

Happy end of PMR and F4 EXAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Saturday, September 30, 2006
「 Jakuning off 11:59 AM 」




MERDEKA!!!!

This day marked 49 years of freedom from the fucking penjajah. Thank You, God.

well

while people watched the Merdeka parade from the comfort of their homes, some of us were playing football at Jungle Park.

the score was uncountable, but it was great fun. Merdeka! football

haha....

it rained in the afternoon i think

when that happened, it opened up a great experience for the jakuns after that.

JAKUN MERDEKA RUGBY 2006
Playas :

Bystandas :

the place was so wet, we slipped, slid,dived, skidded, tobogganed and fell all over the place. SUPERB FUN!!!!

i was the top scorer of the day, duh. followed closely by Khai and Zac.
Harjun became a Jakun on this day.

we gave almost everyone a push in the water before the game. super duper fun
my beautiful hawaii shirt got ripped so i played shirtless. like many of the Jakuns which played that day.

bodies crashed, water, mud and grass flew everywhere as we played 'rugby' for the first time in Jungle Park.

after the game, we cooled down and "steamed".
no not the sexual derivation of steam, i mean actually STEAM
water was evaporating off our bodies due to body heat and water causing the vision of smoke.
so u could say we were Hot, Wet, and Steaming. lol

we then went to Khai's place to wash off. here are videos and our group pics.


MERDEKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAKUN STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Those are some pretty weird vids eh?
hahahaz
thanks guys for makin that day successful.

as a summary, we topless guys got rashes the next day. but it was all worth it. cos of the fun we had.

cant wait for next Merdeka. hahahaha

Prashant, out.


Friday, September 29, 2006
「 Jakuning off 7:43 PM 」







25 Aug '06

My Birthday.

For those of u who could make it, U DA BOMB!
For those who couldn't.... u let me down.

anyway here's the lowdown on things tht happened during that auspicious day.

11.00 am : OU
people attended :


Thanks for the prezzies dudes
Eng Teck decided to buy some pink shirts for the BBQ later so we went to Reject Shop to buy them.
Anyway
we went to watch a movie
we watched The Break UP

JENNIFER ANISTON = HAWT

poor James found his sensitive side and cried. aww james...

we then saw the lovely couples of Justin n Yin Yee and Ser Siang and May Ee

i bought this really awesome MAN UTD car hanging thingy but im usin it in my room

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
We had lunch at our beloved Dave's Deli
we miss u so much since u left THE ATRIA.
Part 2 : BBQ at Big Joe's Crib
well we reached my pad at around 5 or 6 Kai Li, Don and Eng Teck decided to chill out at my dining table and the com while James,Tuckee and Jeff went to Blitzone i think. Andy had to ciao home. well we started to get the place up and running for the BBQ. everything was goin as planned, when....
*BOOM* *BOOM* no the Dynamitez did not appear (though i wish they did hehe)
it started to rain lyk cats n dogs.
The trio which headed off to blitzone were half drenched when they came back. haha
then Louis and Adrian came by.
My dad, maid n sis fired up the grill. in the porch. while it was raining. wind was howling and mists of water soaked the place but they were persistent and kept cooking... thx so much Pops,Sis n Asmi.( Dillion n Zac n Shafiq think my maid is hot)
then Hui Lynn came by. thanks for the root beers.. haha
well then the cake was cut
BLACK FOREST. MY FAVOURITE.
all the cherries were popped =p
Then the food was served, courtesy of Mum n Dad
Lamb Chop, Chicken wings, Cake, Salad, French Garlic Bread and other food was served.... savoury indeed. Khai and Shafiq dropped by during the serving of food.... haha
From left : James, Khai, Jeff, Shafiq, Kai Li, Tuckee
then out of nowhere, when the food was nearly finished, Dinesh popped out of nowhere. O.O
Alot of people were attracted to my com apparently.... and Kai Li's PSP
I love my com.... But all u guys too?

Don and Hui Lynn in center of pic. Don's playin wif Kai Li's PSP


well

the guests started to retreat at around 9 i think.... haha... due to lack of food i guess
anyway
i'd lyk to give a huge thanks to all u dudes n Lynn who made my bday what it was.

thanks. =]

Prashant, out.


Tuesday, September 19, 2006
「 Jakuning off 9:46 PM 」



hellow people.
this is Joel Prashant here.
and my job today
is to tell u of the experiences of the Jakuns™ that have occured since the 21st of August 2006 and until our clan/gang/brotherhood ceases to exist. Bwahaha

well. let's start shall we.

Monday, 21 August 2006
on this day, the Jakuns™ and an invited guest journeyed on a 30km cycle to KL and back to DJ.

the members n guest who participated :


and our distinguished guest, Tuckee. haha.

we started off at 7.30 am
thanks to Khai who had to buy nasi lemak. xD
we then went on our usual route through the DU school, then through Taman Tun, the Penchala Link ( on the way, Louis enarly got choked by a kite string on the highway, i crashed into him and we both almost got hit by the traffic. *phew*) anyway, we then had breakfast at our favourite restaurant in Hartamas, Spicy Restaurant... haha

so then
we decided to go exploring
and thanks to Zac's excellent sense of direction, we made it to KL. hahaha
we passed the lembaga peperiksaan, and took pics of the KL tower.
but, not all pathways are smooth, we were terrified by the traffic, i almost got hit a few times... lol
Lembaga Peperiksaan

Parliament


Us on the way to pusat bdr damansara. khai,tuckee n brandon missing from pic

well, we reached Pusat Bandar Damansara and went through Bangsar, past Medan Damansara, and took the LDP back to DJ. on the way back, Brandon's bag strap snapped and started choking him.

oh yeah, we found a condom box's instruction guide on the way back. hahaha

We then suffered from headaches and such after that. bwahaha
it was great fun, and all of us wish to go again sometime during the end of year hols. hehe